Carla: You know, Sammy, it's against my beliefs to help you make things go smoothly with the squawk box over there, but since Coach is involved, I'm gonna bend the rules a little bit. I happen to know he has a crush on one of the tellers at his bank.
Sam: Are you sure?
Carla: Yeah. He talks about her a lot. I don't know her name but I figure if he's dating her, she could take him off your hands.