Quote from Cliff in No Help Wanted
Norm: Sammy, I am honored. I want you to know this is one of the great moments of my life. Sam: Aw, come on. Give me a break. One of your greatest moments? Norm: Easy, Sam. There have only been two. I'm aware you're doing this out of pity, Sam, but you just got the best damn accountant around. Cliff: I'll second that. Coach: What, that he just got the best damn accountant around? Cliff: No, that he's doing it out of pity.