Norm: Sammy, I am honored. I want you to know this is one of the great moments of my life.
Sam: Aw, come on. Give me a break. One of your greatest moments?
Norm: Easy, Sam. There have only been two. I'm aware you're doing this out of pity, Sam, but you just got the best damn accountant around.
Cliff: I'll second that.
Coach: What, that he just got the best damn accountant around?
Cliff: No, that he's doing it out of pity.