Sam: So, come on. What happened? What did he say?
Carla: He crawled to me, Sam, and I stepped on his heart.
Sam: All right, Carla! That's terrific. You must feel great. Hey, come on. What's this all about? Hey, listen, you're on top. He came back begging and you beat him. What are you so upset about?
Carla: I didn't beat him. He only wanted me because he thought you did. What he has is real. All I have is a lie. And my life is terrible. [hugs Sam]
Sam: Hey, come on, Carla. Come on. [they kiss] Well, uh... You know what that was, don't you?
Carla: No, do you?
Sam: I think so.
Carla: Good. What was it?
Sam: Well, we've been together all afternoon and all over each other. It's just the natural thing to do.
Carla: That wasn't it.
Sam: Well, what was it?
Carla: It was a pity kiss. I've gotten them, I've given them, and I know what they are.
Sam: So have l. That wasn't one.
Carla: Then what was it?
Sam: Well, maybe we just wanted to find out what it would be like.
Carla: Maybe. So what was it like?
Sam: What was it like for you?
Carla: I've had better.
Sam: Well, I haven't.
Carla: I know.
Sam: Well... Whatever it was, it's over now.
Carla: Yeah. Ain't gonna let that get in the way of a good friendship, huh? [they shake hands] If it picks you up any, I never had a better handshake.