Diane: Ooh, the big guy's chair, huh? Tell me. Tell me.
Sam: Diane, last night, I took a beautiful woman back to my place. She was ready, willing and able, you know what I mean, and so was l. We were right in the sack, and then all of a sudden - get this - I stopped, I thought about you, I thought about how much you mean to me, and I said, "Didi, l can't do this. I got a chick." [laughs] What do you think about that, huh? [Diane stands up and spits at Sam] Well, I was expecting a hug or a kiss, but this is more personal, I guess.
Diane: [voice cracking] How could you?
Sam: Hey, Diane, this is good news!
Diane: Oh, this is good news? You go to bed with another woman and this is good news?
Sam: You're not getting the big picture here. This is the first time I said no. And she was gorgeous. There's not a man in the world would say no to her. Not many women either, I'll tell you that. Besides, at that point, you and I were as good as broken up.
Diane: The only thing as good as broken up is being broken up. And we are.
Sam: Oh, come on. Don't you see what this means, here?
Diane: [sees Dave] Damn it!