Sam Quote #227
Quote from Sam in Old Flames
Diane: Ooh, the big guy's chair, huh? Tell me. Tell me.
Sam: Diane, last night, I took a beautiful woman back to my place. She was ready, willing and able, you know what I mean, and so was l. We were right in the sack, and then all of a sudden - get this - I stopped, I thought about you, I thought about how much you mean to me, and I said, "Didi, l can't do this. I got a chick." [laughs] What do you think about that, huh? [Diane stands up and spits at Sam] Well, I was expecting a hug or a kiss, but this is more personal, I guess.
Diane: [voice cracking] How could you?
Sam: Hey, Diane, this is good news!
Diane: Oh, this is good news? You go to bed with another woman and this is good news?
Sam: You're not getting the big picture here. This is the first time I said no. And she was gorgeous. There's not a man in the world would say no to her. Not many women either, I'll tell you that. Besides, at that point, you and I were as good as broken up.
Diane: The only thing as good as broken up is being broken up. And we are.
Sam: Oh, come on. Don't you see what this means, here?
Diane: [sees Dave] Damn it!
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‘Old Flames’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: You know, Coach, every night you walk out of here and forget your keys. Have you got them this time?
Coach: It's OK, Carla. I got it all figured out. I left them in the car.
Carla: Aren't you afraid somebody's gonna steal it?
Coach: I locked the doors.
Carla: How are you going to get in without your keys?
Coach: I made a duplicate set.
Carla: Well, where are they, Coach?
Coach: Holy mackerel! Sam. [Sam hands him his keys] Carla, we've really got to make a scramble. Looks like rain. Come on. I left the windows open.
Quote from Coach
Sam: I don't know. Maybe me and Diane being together just doesn't make any sense.
Coach: Uh, love, Sam. Who can explain it? Fools have tried.
Sam: Yeah, you're right, Coach.
Coach: I've got this theory...
Quote from Norm
Norm: Arlene Horsley. Yeah, she's a typist at that firm I got fired from. I gave her a slice of my pizza one day during a coffee break, and things kind of took off from there. Anyway, we caught a little movie this afternoon.
Coach: What was playing?
Norm: I finally got around to seeing Gandhi, Coach.
Cliff: Whoa. Gandhi. A fine piece of cinematic art there.
Norm: Well, I'm out of here.
Carla: Where are you going?
Norm: I gotta get back before Arlene starts to me.
Carla: Where is she?
Norm: She's watching Gandhi. I'm just out for popcorn. I'll see you in an hour when I go out for jujubes.