Diane: What is your problem?
Sam: I don't- Yeah, I do have a problem. My problem is I have not been a part of any conversation that you've had tonight.
Diane: I've tried several times to include you in conversation.
Sam: No, no, no. I don't think "Wrong fork, Sam" and "Don't spit that out" are my idea of conversation.
Sumner: Now, that's not fair, Sam. I think we tried several times to solicit your opinion, but none was forthcoming.
Sam: Well, you know why that was? Because I didn't have one. What do you think of that? Or maybe I had one and I didn't want to waste it on you. [chuckles]
Diane: What are you trying to say?
Sam: I'm not trying to say anything. I'm saying it. You and I are a joke, Diane. You and Sumner are a joke too, but at least you're the same joke. I may be stupid about a lot of things, but I do know some things. I know when two people do not belong together. And you and I do not belong together.