Diane: There's only one thing more romantic than you reading War And Peace for me.
Sam: What?
Diane: You reading War And Peace to me.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Well, it just so happens that I have a copy right here. You sit down right here, and I'll read to you. [Diane kisses Sam] Oh, that's nice. Here we go.
Diane: [takes the book] Let's go see the movie.
Sam: [shouts] There's a movie? Where's Cliff? I'll kill him! Cliff! I'll kill him!