Diane: Can you believe he came in here thinking he was just gonna apologize for everything?
Sam: Want me to punch his lights out for you?
Diane: No, I think the best thing for everyone now is to just let it fade from our memories. You are the only one in the world for me now.
Sumner: [enters] Oh, Diane, I just remembered my Chaucer lecture on Friday night. Can you make it Saturday?
Diane: Uh... Sure.
Sumner: Great. See you then. [exits]
Diane: [to Sam] Now before you get angry, this can all be explained very easily. He wants me to meet his wife Barbara. It's an innocent dinner for us to get acquainted. I didn't want you to worry, so I.. l told him a little white lie.
Sumner: [returns] One more thing, Diane. Since you're not seeing anyone, I know a young fellow in the philosophy department you might like.
Diane: No. Thank you.
Sumner: As you wish. [exits]
Diane: This one's a little harder.