Diane: Carla, Carla, I have the job! I have the job! It's just that there's one small formality that has to be taken care of.
Sam: And that's what?
Diane: Well, Mr. Hedges said he wants a reference from my previous employer. He's going to call you tonight. And you are going to say wonderful things about me, aren't you, Sam?
Coach: Sam, we're going to need more red wine here.
Sam: OK. I will tell him that you are the best cocktail waitress I've ever seen in my entire life. And then I'll tell him that I'd like to sell him some land in Florida that I own.
Coach: No kidding? Where is it? We might be neighbors.