Diane: So, if I'm not married by tomorrow, you'll be broke?
Helen: Oh, put your mind at ease. I'll never be broke. I'll either be rich or dead. The choice is yours.
Diane: Mother, you're seriously asking me to get married?
Diane: Well, my attorneys have assured me that it need be in name only, just for a few days. There's no other way.
Diane: Well, this is the craziest thing Father ever did.
Helen: Not even close, dear.