Carla: Hey, you know, you look a little like Tip O'Neill.
Tip O'Neill: Yeah? You know, a lot of people say that. But really, I'm a better-looking fella than he is.
Sam: Oh, my God, you are Tip O'Neill! How do you do? I'm Sam Malone.
Tip O'Neill: You used to throw for the Sox.
Sam: Yeah, that's right. What are you doing here at Cheers?
Tip O'Neill: Well, I'm walking down the street and a lady stopped me. Started to tell me about her philosophy of life and her philosophy of government. So I ducked in for a quick one.
Sam: Well, what can I get you, here?
Diane: [enters] There you are! Oh, Mr. Speaker, forgive me for being relentless, but I really want to talk...
Sam: Diane. Diane, step into the office for a minute.
Diane: What? I'll be right back.
Sam: No, she won't.