Diane Quote #127
Quote from Diane in No Contest
Carla: Hey, you know, you look a little like Tip O'Neill.
Tip O'Neill: Yeah? You know, a lot of people say that. But really, I'm a better-looking fella than he is.
Sam: Oh, my God, you are Tip O'Neill! How do you do? I'm Sam Malone.
Tip O'Neill: You used to throw for the Sox.
Sam: Yeah, that's right. What are you doing here at Cheers?
Tip O'Neill: Well, I'm walking down the street and a lady stopped me. Started to tell me about her philosophy of life and her philosophy of government. So I ducked in for a quick one.
Sam: Well, what can I get you, here?
Diane: [enters] There you are! Oh, Mr. Speaker, forgive me for being relentless, but I really want to talk...
Sam: Diane. Diane, step into the office for a minute.
Diane: What? I'll be right back.
Sam: No, she won't.
Cheers Quotes
‘No Contest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Well, I need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?
Coach: You got it.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, come on. This is not degrading. Diane, in Boston, this is considered a very big honor.
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah. Di, it's really big, you know. It's not as big as Mail Carrier of the Year, of course, but it's up there.
Paul: Mail Carrier of the Year? Who do they give that to? A postman or a pigeon?
Cliff: Hey, watch your mouth.
Paul: It was just a joke.
Cliff: Yeah? Well, don't you ever, repeat, ever, joke about the US postal service in front of me or any other mail carrier. All right?
Norm: He didn't mean anything at all by it.
Cliff: Yeah, I'd like to see how fat and sassy he'd be without his daily mail. I'm sorry, Normie, I just don't know what came over me.
Norm: That's OK. You had every right.
Cliff: Well, the Post Office is everybody's target. But when they want a letter fast, huh, who do they come to on their knees?
Paul: Federal Express.
Cliff: He's mine!
Quote from Sam
Sam: Wait, you dropped some cards here. You dropped some cards.
Diane: Oh, never mind.
Sam: Wait, what is this? "Women pitted against each other in a public display of servitude." Well, I don't know what it means, but it's making me hot.