Quote from Sam in Diane's Perfect Date
Diane: Sam, ready for your date? Sam: I certainly am. Are you ready for yours? Diane: Oh, as I'll ever be. Is he here? [Carla laughs] Sam: Kind of a dumb question, isn't it? Of course he's here. Present and accounted for. But wherever is my date for the evening? Diane: Oh, she went to lock the car. Sam: She what? Diane: Oh, Gretchen went back to make sure her car was locked. Sam: Gretchen? Diane: The point is, she is a woman of substance, Sam. She's going to challenge you. Sam: Gretchen?