Quote from Cliff in The Boys in the Bar
Diane: Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but you've gone so far in proving you're open-minded, Norman. There are two homosexual gentlemen in this bar at this moment. Jack: Come on. Get outta here. Diane: They told me they were gay, and they appreciated what Sam had done. That's right. They're here right now and you don't even know who they are. Jack: Nah, she's kidding. Everybody here checks out all right. Norm: Well, I don't know. It occurs to me that Cliff hasn't had a date in quite some time. Jack: He's right. Cliff: Oh yeah, Norm? Well, how come we've never seen this Vera you're allegedly married to, huh?