Quote from Diane in The Spy Who Came In for a Cold One
Carla: Why did you lie to us? Eric Finch: Because... my life is very unexciting and it's very dull. I've been a failure at everything I've tried to do. But, you know, sometimes late at night in a friendly bar... I sometimes can make someone believe that I'm interesting. But you're much too smart for me. You don't need any illusions. Good night, miss. [exits] Diane: Before you say anything, I want you to know that I could not feel any worse than I do right now. Eric Finch: [returns] I'm so sorry. I forgot the tip. Merry Christmas. [exits] Diane: Wrong again.