Quote from Sam in One for the Book
Sam: Hi. What'll you have? Kevin: Uh, I'll have a carafe of your house whisky. Sam: Excuse me? Kevin: Uh, is that a bad order? Sam: Well, not if you're a party of twenty. Kevin: This is the first time I've ever been in a bar. Sam: No kidding. Kevin: No, really. I was just passing and dropped in to see what it's like. Sam: Well, does it live up to your expectations? Kevin: Well, I expected to see more lost, desperate souls sitting around. Sam: Well, desperate souls night is Thursday. All the beer you can cry into for a buck. Kevin: That's very amusing. Sam: Thank you. Where's Diane?