Sam: Hi. What'll you have?
Kevin: Uh, I'll have a carafe of your house whisky.
Sam: Excuse me?
Kevin: Uh, is that a bad order?
Sam: Well, not if you're a party of twenty.
Kevin: This is the first time I've ever been in a bar.
Sam: No kidding.
Kevin: No, really. I was just passing and dropped in to see what it's like.
Sam: Well, does it live up to your expectations?
Kevin: Well, I expected to see more lost, desperate souls sitting around.
Sam: Well, desperate souls night is Thursday. All the beer you can cry into for a buck.
Kevin: That's very amusing.
Sam: Thank you. Where's Diane?