Tour Guide: [enters] And now Harvard Yard. It was here that in 1535 John Harvard raised his eyes to heaven and announced...
Carla: Line up, the can is fixed.
Sam: Look, I let you do this one time but no more. I don't want you come back in here, you understand?
Tour Guide: Sorry about this. They're studying for finals. Let's give them a little consideration and tiptoe out.
Woman: Seems like all we've done all day long was go from one bar to another.
Tour Guide: What do you want for eight bucks? Minutemen? Move it.