Coach: Diane, don't say anything about this to anybody, please.
Diane: Why?
Coach: Well, it's embarrassing. And if you're my friend, you won't say anything, OK?
Diane: Coach, you're a normal, healthy man who's attracted to a woman. What's wrong there?
Coach: Well, for one thing, she's a lot younger than me.
Diane: How much younger?
Coach: Well, you'll see, I told her where I work and she said might drop in after she unpacks.
Girl: [enters] Hello.
Coach: Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Diane: [grabs Coach's arm] You're under arrest. Are you crazy?
Coach: That's not her.