Coach: You talked to your lawyer, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, I finally got through.
Coach: So, what did he say?
Diane: Well, if he's worth a dime, he said by statute and precedence this would be a tort. And there is, therefore, substantial grounds for cause of action.
Sam: How did you know that?
Diane: Well, I picked it up in pre-law.
Sam: I thought you were an English major?
Diane: Well, that was after art and before psychology.
Sam: Is there anything you weren't in college?
Carla: Blonde.
Diane: Check the yearbook, Carla. Check the yearbook.