Sam: You got something funny there, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, Sam, this salesman came by this morning with these new napkins. Read that one. It's terrific.
Sam: This isn't funny.
Coach: Well, that's not the funniest. Read some of the others.
Sam: What others?
Coach: Oh, here. I bought 30 gross. Take your pick.
Sam: 30 gross of two hunters saying, "Did I hear a buck snort?"
Coach: No, no. They're all different, Sam. Well, I'll be darned. That salesman. But two bucks snorting is funny every time. [laughs]
Sam: You should've asked me before you did this, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Sam. I was sure you were gonna love 'em. These things are real conversation starters.
Sam: No, this is not a conversation starter.
Man: You seen these awful napkins?
Cliff: Yeah. They stink.
Coach: See what I mean? The place is a-buzz.