Diane: Well, if you were so good, why aren't you still playing?
Sam: I developed an elbow problem. [holds up a bottle of wine] I bent it too much.
Diane: You were a drunk?
Coach: Are you kidding? He was a great drunk. Anything that kid did, it was great.
Sam: I was not a great drunk. I was a good drunk.
Diane: Are you drunk now?
Sam: No, I haven't had a drink in three years.
Norm: I, for one, am proud you licked it, Sammy. Must've been hell. [sips beer]
Diane: Why do you own a bar?
Sam: I bought it when I was a drunk. And I, uh, I held on to it for sentimental reasons.