‘And God Created Woodman’
Season 6, Episode 14 - Aired January 14, 1988
Woody takes the blame when Rebecca accidentally breaks an expensive vase at a cocktail party she organized for the company's chairman. Meanwhile, Cliff starts selling mail-order shoes.
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: This is Woody Boyd. Woody, last night, a very valuable vase was broken at Mr. Collier's. But he doesn't remember who did it.
Woody: Of course he knows who did it. It was...
Rebecca: Fire! Fire! [shoes squeaking]
Daniel Collier: What fire? Now wait. Hold it! Now hold it. There is no fire.
Sam: She didn't say "fire." Uh, she said "flyer."
Rebecca: Yes, yes, I thought I saw Amelia Earhart up there.
Norm: Great, uh, nice save, Rebecca. [shoes squeaking]
Daniel Collier: What in God's name is going on here?
Sam: Well, it's the, uh... Squeaky Shoe Club.
Quote from Sam
Daniel Collier: Look, I intend to get to the bottom of this. Now, Miss Howe, you were in charge of that party last night. Do you or do you not know who broke my vase?
Woody: Of course she does.
Rebecca: I certainly do. It's time the truth came out. It was...
Sam: Me.
Rebecca: No, Sam.
Sam: Yes, Rebecca. I want to do this.
Daniel Collier: You, huh? Sir... You have grit. You don't ski by any chance, do you?