Cory: Eric, somebody's in love with you.
Eric: Oh, yeah? Who?
Cory: Topanga Lawrence. You know, that hair in the front row with the girl attached.

Cory: Oh, yeah. That's just what I want! To be Topanga's boyfriend. Then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton.

Cory: You're a pig, you know that?
Shawn: I'm in a growth spurt. I need fuel.
Cory: Yeah, well those of us who sit near you don't like the exhaust fumes.

Cory: Yep, brownies, braids, she does it all. But now she has to do it at all at home.
Topanga: But I was hoping I could stay -
Cory: You can't. We're over the legal hair limit of this room.

Eric: Of course cool clothes are a must.
Mr. Feeny: For that young detention getter on the go.

Mr. Feeny: I thought the school said they were sending over good students.
Eric: No, you see the problem with the smart kids is they all have goals to pursue. I'm just looking to get out of algebra.
Mr. Feeny: Lucky me.

Topanga: My sister, Nebbie, made them.
Cory: Nebbie? Don't you mean Debbie?
Topanga: No, Nebbie. It's short for Nebula. Nebula Stop The War Lawrence.

Cory: What a movie they'd make. It's Minkus in Love. Watch what happens when forty-pounds of near-sighted geek meets ten pounds of hair from a parallel universe.

Eric: You're gonna want to know where the parking lot is, too, because that's where the most popular kids hang. And you're gonna wanna hang with them, unless of course you want to look like a complete nerd. (To Minkus) No offense, man.

Cory: She's coming over in a little while. Tell her that we both think she's scum and that I'm politically incoherent.
Eric: Incorrect.
Cory: There you go.