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‘Santa's Little Helper’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: Santa's Little Helper

110. Santa's Little Helper

Aired December 10, 1993

When Shawn's dad loses his job around Christmas, Cory's attempt to help ends up offending Shawn. Meanwhile, Morgan is trumatized when a shopping mall Santa has a heart attack while she's on his lap.

Quote from Topanga

Mr. Feeny: Ms. Lawrence, would you please trade places with Mr. Matthews?
Topanga: Okay. I am a hyperactive, underachieving eleven-year-old boy.
Mr. Feeny: I meant physically.
Topanga: Oh, well that takes less of a psychic toll.


Quote from Eric

Eric: Hey, what's up with weasel? She locked herself in the bathroom and she's singing "On the first day of Christmas, I murdered Santa Claus".

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: "To our admired and respected teacher. From his dutiful and attentive class".
Minkus: I wrote that.
Mr. Feeny: I never would have guessed.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: Listen, Topanga, I think I can hear them calling you back into your own dimension.
Cory: Oh, yeah, they're saying "Topanga, get your aura back here."
Shawn: "And bring Minkus."

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Do you know what I like most about Christmas?
Cory: I go away for a week?
Mr. Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special. But it's the time of year when you can think back and appreciate the real gifts you've received.

Quote from Cory

Minkus: The gift isn't as important as the thought behind it.
Cory: What's the thought behind wool, "this kid doesn't scratch enough"?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Gee, Minkus, I wonder whose name is first on the list. Does it rhyme with Stinkus?

Quote from Eric

Amy: Before you go, I want you to take these Christmas cookies.
Morgan: I helped make them.
Eric: Yeah, careful when you bite into them. One of Barbie's plastic shoes is missing.

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