Shawn Quote #163
Quote from Shawn in Singled Out
Shawn: I'm sorry, Topanga. I've got some serious problems with doctors and I don't think I have to explain why.
Topanga: Explain why.
Shawn: Fine. Last night I'm flipping through the channels, right, and I'm watching CNN.
Cory: You're watching CNN?
Shawn: Well, yeah, they suckered me in with this story about cake. But then they did this expose on a fifteen-year-old boy, went to the hospital for a routine procedure, and vanished.
Boy Meets World Quotes
‘Singled Out’ Quotes
Quote from Cory
Cory: Thank you for coming. Now, I don't have much time. I need to make peace with you.
Amy: Sedative.
Mr. Feeny: Ah! Well, all is forgiven, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: I wish it was that simple. I've done a lot of bad to you over the years. I want to make things right between us.
Mr. Feeny: You're making me very uncomfortable.
Cory: Ah, for once, just listen to me, man. In the classroom under my desk is a key. The key will open airport locker B-378. In the locker is a tattered plaid valise. In the valise, you will find all my homework. For five years.
You see, all these years I've understood everything. I'm actually a brilliant student.
Mr. Feeny: What is the capital of Montana?
Cory: You're not going to the airport, are you?
Mr. Feeny: No.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Cory: Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: I'm here, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: Closer.
Mr. Feeny: I'm close enough.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: Shawn, I'm quite prone to nervousness. So I would appreciate it if you didn't bring in invented stories from those idiotic supermarket tabloids, okay?
Shawn: It's in New York Times, baby.
Cory: The New York Times, trailer park edition.
Shawn: It's exactly the same, except you can eat it.