Eric Quote #255

Quote from Eric in I Am Not a Crook

Eric: Hey, Cor.
Cory: Hey, older brother.
Eric: You know, Cor, I was just sitting here wondering what makes my little brother special. What sets him apart from the other seventh grade candidates? Is it his allergy to scallops?
Cory: Eric.
Eric: Is it his Scooby-Doo thermas?
Cory: Where'd you find that?
Eric: No, I think it's his fuzzy bunny pajamas with the cotton tail.
Cory: I haven't worn these for years. I swear.
Eric: Boinky boinky boinky. Vote for me. Vote for me.

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Quote from Cory

Cory: There's no place for name calling in this campaign, you four-eyed, frog-voiced geek.

Quote from Cory

Cory: When I'm president, people are going to look at you, and you know what they're gonna say? Who's that sitting next to Cory? Who's that giving Cory the ride home?
Eric: Who's the guy with photos of little Cory running naked through the sprinkler.
Cory: Eric, big deal. I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was refreshing.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Now, the candidates. Alvin W. Meiss and Cory A. Matthews. Slim pickings indeed.