Cory: I mean, Shawn, you're much cooler than I am. At least I thought you were.
Shawn: Trust me, I am.

Cory: I'm a geek! ... Oh, like you didn't already know?

Shawn: You're losing it, Cor.
Cory: Yeah, I'm losing my whole future. Nobody will talk to me ever again. I may as well grow a hump, find a tower and ring the bell.