Mr. Feeny: So, Eric have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue?
Eric: Tushies for sale?! Cool!

Mr. Feeny: If I may, five words: Topanga is correct.
Cory: That's only three.
Mr. Feeny: ...you moron.

Shawn: I think they both want to be together. They just need me to give them a push in the right ... you know.
Eric: Estranged?

Jack: You don't know what it's like to live here, man. You don't.
Cory: Why do you stay?
Jack: Because ... he's my friend. Because I like him. And no matter what crazy things he says or does, I still like him. God help me I still like him.

Mr. Feeny: Ho, ho. Is that the stupid idea train coming 'round the bend?

Eric: You can't get them back together on estranged day. You've got to wait until the day after tomorrow.
Jack: Why, what word is that?
Eric: That would be ... estranged. Hey! You know this is the last time I buy anything from http://www.howdysucker.com

Eric: Are they still estranged? ... Oh, it's in my word a day calendar. It's a good thing you asked me today, because if you asked me tomorrow I would have said are they still "estranged"? Hey ...

Shawn: Well what kind of stupid thing was it for you to care whether I put you back together again? What are you, Humpty Dumpty?

Shawn: Eric, you're the only one not raising your hand. Why is that?
Eric: That's right, because I'm the extension.
Jack: You mean exception? Was today's word exception?
Eric: No, today's word was pertinent, but I didn't think that was ... having anything to do with the situation.