Alan: You took a job as a security guard?
Amy: Why would you possibly want to do that?
Eric: Oh, only for about ten reasons. One: walkie-talkie. Two: partner. Three: dog. Four: partner, sometimes we switch partner. Five: you want me to keep going? Six: I pack heat.
Amy: You carry a gun?
Eric: No, heater. It gets cold out there in the shed.