Gob Quote #433

Quote from Gob in The Fallout

Gob: Hey, what happened to Michael and George Michael? It's like they never showed up.
George Sr.: Where the hell are they going?
Lucille: They're probably pulling the car around.
Maeby: Actually, I think they might be ready to move on.
Gob: [scoffs] Right.
Lucille: Michael always comes back.
Tobias: Yeah. He thinks he has to "bring us together."
Gob: Oh, Michael is such a zero.
Buster: Oh, he'll be back. [chuckles] Michael always comes back.
Gob: Oh, he'll be back. Especially after something goes horribly wrong, based on something stupid we did. I mean, this... [chuckles] He'll be God, Michael.
George Sr.: No, no. I don't think anything's gonna go horribly wrong for a long, long ti-

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 ‘The Fallout’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Gob: So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall a gay man, which I am.
Buster: Wow.
Gob: If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. And then, when I come out the other side, I will be magically straightened out. Well, cis male, high butch.
Narrator: Gob had learned a lot in the short time he'd been magically gay.
Gob: Buster, you do this for me one day I'll come to you for a favor.

Quote from Michael

Judge Stanley: All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.
Michael: I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.
Judge Stanley: I think you mean "the accused's mother."
Michael: Oh, what did I say?

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: They were two tough guys right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. Reminds me of how Hanks walked around like Jim Lovell for a year.