Lucille Quote #302

Quote from Lucille in The Fallout

Lucille: What the hell was that? You had me on the stand. You were making me look like a murderer!
Michael: I'm sorry, Mom. I found the tapes where you were making Buster think he pushed Mimi down the stairs.
Lucille: Exactly. Those are the tapes I wanted you to find. I couldn't have laid it out any more clearly for you. All you had to do was get me on the stand and make me look like a liar. How do you screw that up?
Michael: Screw that up? What, you wanted me to accuse you of pushing Mimi down the stairs?
Lucille: Well, we couldn't have the jury thinking Buster did it, because they'd be totally convinced he did the same thing to Lucille 2, and I couldn't exactly accuse myself of killing Mimi. I would just look like a loving mother lying to protect her son. But I didn't push Mimi down the stairs. Buster did.
Michael: Mom, you're on tape admitting that you did it and telling Buster to confess to being a murderer.
Lucille: He thought he was saying that to save his mother. We were implanting a memory. We didn't want him growing up thinking he was a killer.
Michael: Instead, he thinks he's a hero.

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 ‘The Fallout’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Gob: So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall a gay man, which I am.
Buster: Wow.
Gob: If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. And then, when I come out the other side, I will be magically straightened out. Well, cis male, high butch.
Narrator: Gob had learned a lot in the short time he'd been magically gay.
Gob: Buster, you do this for me one day I'll come to you for a favor.

Quote from Michael

Judge Stanley: All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.
Michael: I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.
Judge Stanley: I think you mean "the accused's mother."
Michael: Oh, what did I say?

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: They were two tough guys right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. Reminds me of how Hanks walked around like Jim Lovell for a year.