Gob Quote #423
Quote from Gob in Saving for Arraignment Day
Gob: Oh, George Michael, no. If there are gonna be as many people there as you think, I gotta put on a goddamn show. A magic show from me.
George Michael: Yep. Great.
Gob: They come to look at a wall? We make it so they can't look away.
George Michael: Do you really think so?
Gob: Yes! Except for a very few specific moments where we need them to look away, so I can do the little tricky part. I also think it's a great opportunity to lure...
Narrator: Gob knew he couldn't say that it could lure Tony Wonder out of hiding, while simultaneously allowing Gob to go back to his straight life without angering...
Gob: ...angering...
Narrator: ...the gay Mafia...
Gob: ...the gay Mafia. Yes.
Absolutely. No.
George Michael: Right. Well, would you maybe be in charge of that?
Gob: [scoffs] Great. I'll be here all [bleep] night!
Narrator: Gob would leave the office three minutes later.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Saving for Arraignment Day’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Jack Griffin: Your Honor, in the case of The State of California v. Buster Bluth, we'd like to enter a plea of guilty.
Judge Spencer: Hmm. Okay. Let's set a date for a sentencing presentation. And on a personal note, I just want to say that it is not often in the course of a jurisprudence career that a judge has the... I want to say privilege-
Michael: Sorry. Did- Did- Did you say- Did they say guilty?
Barry: Look at that. There is always a guy who wants to know what's going on. It's why I could never go to the movies with my father.
Quote from Lucille
Buster: [singsong] Mother Is there anybody else you'd like to say hello to, Mother?
Lucille: At least I came to your trial. For mine, you were too busy juicing it up with that woman you probably pushed...
Buster: [singsong] Careful.
Lucille: Yep. You look different.
Buster: I'm growing dreads, Mother. Dreads right out of my head.
Lucille: Just because you have an African-American left hand, all of a sudden you're Ray Charles? And I thought you Alibaba-ed one that was less threatening.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Lucille could tell there was tension among her boyfriend's staff, and she felt compelled to say...
Lucille: How rich is this sand hobo?
Narrator: Well, yeah, she did say that. But about the staff, she also said...
Lucille: I'm going to [bleep] him.
Narrator: Oh, ap- apologies. I don't know why I thought she said something about the staff.