Michael Quote #503

Quote from Michael in The Untethered Sole

Michael: You just need to make the software. I should have told you, but, it just seemed like something that you might have a knee-jerk overreaction to. [chuckles] I can tell you what your grandmother would do. Um-
George Michael: You're fired.
Michael: Yes, she does go right there, but obviously I don't think that you would go that far. Although you do have more shares than me, so technically you could fire me.
George Michael: I just did.
Adhir: Yup. This is how it ended for the honeybee, as well.
Narrator: And that's when Michael decided he deserved to use what was going to be...
Michael: [to Adhir] You're fired.
Narrator: ...the Christmas present he'd been saving for his mother.

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 ‘The Untethered Sole’ Quotes

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: Someone from this family needs to speak for Buster. Who is Buster Bluth? A young, one-armed, Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, raised by a young mother who had him at 17, whose only flaw was that she loved him too much.
Lucille: Actually, I was 37.
Tobias: Well, no one would believe that.
Lucille: You're hired.
Michael: No, you're not.

Quote from Tobias

Michael: Mom, I'll handle this.
Lucille: Oh, Michael, let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled.
George Sr.: Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, you're just doing everything badly.
Gob: Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
Tobias: [chuckles] I'll pile on to nailing that ass, Dad.

Quote from Buster

[flashback:]
Young Michael: Didn't Buster used to get past the window?
Young Gob: Mom tightened it when he tried to put that starfish in his mouth. Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends.
Young Buster: Actually, Mother made the friend for me. So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.