Gob Quote #418

Quote from Gob in The Untethered Sole

Gob: [on the phone] Wow, this is perfect. Michael plans a little "work event" during the weekmid. Right? That's just... Look at me.
Adhir: I can't see you.
Gob: Comply! I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that Michael didn't want me to know about this because I'm the president of Fakeblock. It's why he planned it so early, isn't it?
Adhir: Uh, Gob, really? In fairness, it is a Thursday at twenty to four.
Gob: Exactly, and everyone knows the workday doesn't start until nine to five.

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 ‘The Untethered Sole’ Quotes

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: Someone from this family needs to speak for Buster. Who is Buster Bluth? A young, one-armed, Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, raised by a young mother who had him at 17, whose only flaw was that she loved him too much.
Lucille: Actually, I was 37.
Tobias: Well, no one would believe that.
Lucille: You're hired.
Michael: No, you're not.

Quote from Tobias

Michael: Mom, I'll handle this.
Lucille: Oh, Michael, let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled.
George Sr.: Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, you're just doing everything badly.
Gob: Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
Tobias: [chuckles] I'll pile on to nailing that ass, Dad.

Quote from Buster

[flashback:]
Young Michael: Didn't Buster used to get past the window?
Young Gob: Mom tightened it when he tried to put that starfish in his mouth. Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends.
Young Buster: Actually, Mother made the friend for me. So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.