Lucille Quote #278
Quote from Lucille in Unexpected Company
Lucille: Yeah, that's another thing Dusty doesn't complain about, his allowance.
George Sr.: You give him an allowance?
Lucille: He doesn't get one. He's very wealthy. He made a lot of money in his law career. And he's fun. He surfs. He does things. He's alive, George.
George Sr.: [laughs] I'm alive.
Lucille: Only because Michael drives an electric car. Trust me, the whole "trying to kill yourself" thing, turn off.
George Sr.: I think I need to show you that I am a fun guy who likes to laugh and is open to not killing himself. I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help," but I think help has just arrived and it's saying, "Cry for fun!"
Lucille: Don't cry at all.
George Sr.: Don't cry. Don't die. And have some fun. [laughs] Wow, thank you. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to the beach now. I'm gonna have a ball!
I don't know what's going on, but I feel like a 55-year-old.
Lucille: Well, so do I. And he's showing up to take me out for dinner later, so I need to get ready.
George Sr.: Okay. Well don't cry. Don't die. And have some fun.
Lucille: Hurt people, hurt people.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Unexpected Company’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
Lucille: I'm busy, George. What do you want?
George Sr.: I want you, Lucille.
Lucille: In what way, George? Sexually?
George Sr.: Yes. Sexual-ish-ly.
Quote from Tobias
Gob: Why wouldn't he come out?
Tobias: Oh, who knows what makes a guy think he can pass for straight? I mean, if he really is gay, he can try to hide it, but trust me, it will come out in the most unexpected balls.
Gob: Yeah, but the problem is that now the world thinks that I'm gay, and if I say it was a trick, well, then the alliance will have me by the balls.
Tobias: Uh... [laughs] Excuse me, "balls"? You realize you just said "balls"? [chuckles]
Gob: But you said balls.
Tobias: [chuckling] Oh, well that's three times I'm hearing balls now.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: Well, problem solved. Stick her with all of it. Let her buy it. She'll get all our liabilities, and then anything over two million, we get to keep.
George Michael: I can't do that to someone that I have feelings for.
Maeby: So stop having feelings for her.
George Michael: What? Is that something you can do with people?
Maeby: Yeah, once I learned how to do it with my parents, it was easy with everyone else. It's like a heart switch, you know? Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. Can't you do that?
George Michael: No, but in my defense, I'm not a sociopath.
Maeby: [dramatic music plays] Click.