Gob Quote #382
Quote from Gob in Emotional Baggage
Tony Wonder: [on the phone] That's the other thing. I don't think we can actually hang out, anyway. I mean, I'm the flamboyant gay magician. You're the super straight Christian magician. We'll taint each other's brand.
Gob: Yeah. [sighs] I guess we're different in the same way.
Tony Wonder: Same, in a different way.
Gob: Different
Tony Wonder: Same-
Gob: in a same, different way.
Tony Wonder: in a different way, same.
Gob: Different, wifferent-
Tony Wonder: Same way.
Gob: in a same gay way?
Tony Wonder: Different same.
Gob: It-
Tony Wonder: Wame.
Gob: Wow. Guess that's over.
Tony Wonder: Yup. Talk about a sign.
Narrator: And that's when they realized there was a time when they could speak in unison, but I guess it was over now.
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Quote from Gob
Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Lucille: [inhales]
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?
Quote from Gob
Gob: [laughs] Did you catch this? Man, that's priceless. First, you eat it with Buster, then you step in it with the movie, and now you're eating what you stepped in, because Kitty hates you. Guess Michael's the geo-bead today.
Michael: Did you say "geo-bead"?
Gob: Yeah, it's one of Dad's expressions- You know, when somebody screws up, that Dad always said it. One of his "you'll figure it out someday" expressions. You're lucky, 'cause Kitty's sweet on me, so I'll go with you.
Michael: No, thank you. Nope.
Tobias: I could go. Or just- Would that be helpful if I did? Or am I just being a G-O-B?
Gob: [chuckles] Uh... [scoffs] G-O-B spells "Gob," you geo-bead, so why don't you s... ah. Well, today's the day.
Quote from George Michael
Michael: [to Maeby] Ah, hey. Did that Murphybrown thing upset you?
George Michael: Oh, did that actress die? Oh, [bleeps] you, 2015.
Michael: Oh, no, this is different.