Gob Quote #366
Quote from Gob in Everyone Gets Atrophy
Gob: Everyone gets a trophy, huh, Pop? When I was a kid, you said, "You want a trophy? Try harder, Gob."
George Sr.: Huh. Well, maybe I did something right, huh?
Gob: But I was like, "But you gave one to everybody else. What happened to everybody gets a trophy?" Because there was a little bit of that back then. It was getting started, but... Meanwhile, the guy who could've tried harder is now giving it to the not super young, obviously, but still fairly well known local TV host whose breasts - and you're gonna be surprised to hear this coming from me - may be a little bit too hard. [laughs] High class problem, huh, Mike? God, I really wish you you could get a feel on those next time, Mike. There is something not right with those.
Michael: Yeah, well, I'm in town such a short time, so next time.
Gob: Well [laughs] One less trophy, huh, Mom?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Everyone Gets Atrophy’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: You're running for office now?
Lindsay: [chuckles] As a matter of fact, I am. I want to be part of the problem.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: You know our family motto. We forget, but we never forgive.
Michael: I remember the framed needlepoint.
Lucille: You'll see. In life, you don't want to carry that much hate.
Michael: Although, by not forgiving, you're throwing everything out and just keeping the hate.
George Sr.: Well, how do you think she keeps that figure?
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: George Sr. and Gob had also been in Mexico and were growing tired of their fruitless peacocking.
George Sr.: I hate everything about my life, including you.
Gob: Well, that's not the horniest thing I've heard.
George Sr.: Daddy not horny.
Gob: Yeah, I guess these shirts kind of pumped up the pressure on that.
George Sr.: [laughs] I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel like one of these bulls on my breasts. [chuckles] His whole life, he's bred to be the strongest and the toughest and he's got to have the biggest balls. Why? So when you're in your prime, they can drug you and throw you out in front of a crowd of people who all just want to see you die so some guy in crushed velvet pants can come out and just stick a sword in you. You're a bull who wants to stick it in everybody, and everybody ends up sticking it in you.