Gob: You're having sex with Tony Wonder tonight.
Ann: Well, I thought we were having sex.
Gob: Oh! Uh, no, thank you. Listen, here's the plan. This house is wired with hidden cameras from Entrap a Local Predator. There, there, there and there. We're going to destroy Tony's career by proving that he's straight when he has sex with you while you're wearing this Gob mask. Oh, and this little black mini-robe. Just to really sell that you're a man.
Ann: Why would I wear a Gob mask?
Gob: Because Tony's coming here expecting to have sex with me. Look, in the act of having fake gay sex, you're going to take off the mask to reveal that you're having real straight sex, destroying his career, and it's all going to be captured on that camera right there.
Ann: I don't want to have sex with Tony.
Gob: Aren't you just a little-
Ann: I have a child with him!
Gob: Okay, yes, new plan. I'm going to wear this Tony Wonder mask, you're going to wear the Gob mask, and I am going to have sex with you. I'm sorry about all that. And then, again, you're going to rip off the Gob mask, and the world will think that he's straight, and it'll ruin his career. That's great. Much simpler plan, thank you. But the main event is us having this... pretend gay but actually straight sex. And you know what it is? It's a straight bait. I just realized, it's a straight bait. You ever watch those? [Ann goes into the bathroom] Good, and let me have the room, yeah. I need a little while to get same. To be the same.