Gob Quote #337
Quote from Gob in A New Attitude
Tony Wonder: Your assistant probably sabotaged you. I don't even use one anymore. I resorted to using my own legs in the Saw-the-Lady-in-Half gag. I even shaved them. Want to feel?
Gob: Wow, they are smooth. Like a lady's. I think.
Tony Wonder: You're funny. Too bad we can't do this more. I don't know if it'd be great for my reputation to be seen with the fundamentalist Christian magician.
Narrator: And he was suspicious that Gob might not actually be gay.
Valet: Valet is closing. The Cabriolet, license plate ANUSTART.
Gob: That's me.
Tony Wonder: Oh, what the hell? Let's do it.
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Gob: I've met someone. Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y.
Michael: I also met someone. Also famous-y.
Gob: Have you?
Michael: Can't give you any information.
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
Gob: Is yours Julie- Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
Quote from Gob
Gob: Blah, blah, blah. Look at this.
Michael: What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it?
Gob: No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: And that's when Gob found a solution to filling one of the houses.
Tobias: I've been looking for a place to live.
Gob: That's great. When can you move in?
Tobias: Uh, duh! Now! Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous.
Gob: Wait a minute. You know of other people with similar needs?
Narrator: And that's when he filled the rest.
Tobias: Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. [coughs] [Gob laughs, coughs]