Gob Quote #307
Quote from Gob in Colony Collapse
Gob: Yeah, me and Blank are getting the old Christian magic act back together. I mean, you don't expect people to actually believe that I'm Jesus if I'm walking around in rags.
Michael: You're resurrecting that mumbo-jumbo?
Gob: Look, everybody's got a gimmick. Tony Wonder's making a fortune with that gay magician act.
Narrator: Gob's long-time nemesis had come out of the closet and used it to great advantage in his act.
Gob: Besides, I have to do something for the wedding.
Michael: Who's getting married?
Gob: Her!
Michael: Who's marrying her?
Gob: Me. Did I not open with that?
Michael: You sure didn't.
Gob: Yeah, I'm getting married! [silence] I didn't want to make a big deal about it.
Michael: You haven't.
Gob: Well, my wedding's going to be religious-y and epic and expensive, which is why I need more of that stimmy money. Thanks, Mike.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Colony Collapse’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was waiting to meet his son at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable.
Gob: Lost my wife, lost my career. When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, it was like I hit...
Steve Holt: Rock bottom?
Gob: No, no, not that. More like a trending downward moment that just I don't know. Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes?
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes, sir.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was surrounded by unconditional love from a family for the first time in his life.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Quote from Michael
Narrator: Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family.
Michael: I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money.
Gob: Hey, I got mouths to feed.
Michael: Mouths?
Gob: Mouth. Her.
Michael: Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there.
Ann: We rode up in the elevator together.
Michael: I'm blanking.