Narrator Quote #79
Quote from Narrator in The B. Team
Ron Howard: So, NASA did go to the moon in '71 . That one was real. But in '69, they weren't ready, so they faked the whole thing on the soundstage of Gentle Ben.
Michael: Boy.
Ron Howard: Me and my brother, we hid up in the rafters. We've seen the whole thing. But I want to talk to you about something.
Michael: Okay.
Ron Howard: For the last year, I've been going to Phoenix.
Michael: Whoa, whoa. Hang on, now. Are you kidding me? I'm a Phoenix. I've never met anyone else in person that, uh, also goes there. That's amazing. I guess that's the downside of going to college online.
Ron Howard: Well, I just got a sick aunt down there.
Michael: Oh, I see.
Ron Howard: But on the last flight, I was flipping through the magazine, and I saw something.
Michael: No, no, no. Not the begging photo.
Ron Howard: Now, I don't think you know this about me. But most of my movies are based on still photographs that I find truly inspiring.
Narrator: It was true. Splash was based on what turned out to be a counterfeit Hockney that Brian talked Ron into buying. The Da Vinci Code was from this photo.
Ron Howard: You know Willow? That was from a Soft 'n Snuggly coupon I got in the mail.
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Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Michael: [on the phone] Barry, you still there?
Barry: So I got a really interesting call from Ron Howard, of all people. He's directing now, apparently, and wants to meet you at his office in, get this, Beverly Hills.
Michael: Why does Ron- Why does Ron Howard want to meet with me?
Barry: I don't know. His office didn't say. And if you don't mind, I'm a little busy with a case of my own.
Michael: Did you get any other information?
Barry: Apparently, he directed a movie called Cocoon.
Michael: Sorry. I was unclear about why he wants to meet with me.
Barry: I don't know. You want me to tell him to go [bleep] himself? I can tell Ron Howard to go [bleep] himself.
Tell him to shove it up his [bleep]. I just can't do it now because I'm in front of a jury.
Michael: Barry, I will meet with him. Wait- You're in front of a jury right now?
Barry: Oh, and the looks I'm getting. Got to go. [hangs up] Sorry, everybody. I'm an attorney, too.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Michael was driving a car from a company that shows every private residence in the country. But it's also a company that won't let us show the car that takes those pictures. In fairness to them, it is their property. If you want to know what the company is... [horn honks]
Michael: Save it. We're just going to blur it anyway.
Narrator: ...all you have to do is "something" it.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Bob Loblaw: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like the defendant to reach over the school gate, open it from the inside and enter the school property, please.
Barry: I can't reach it. I can't reach the knob.
Bob Loblaw: Why is that, Mr. Zuckerkorn?
Barry: I'm not tall enough.
Bob Loblaw: You're not tall enough.
Barry: I can't reach the Chachi. Hey, should I try tippy-toe? Look, I'm on tippy-toes.
Bob Loblaw: If he can't reach, this trial's a breach.
Barry: Oh, and that's what we call a Law Bomb.
Man: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.