George Sr. Quote #163

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Narrator: George Sr. had been passed out for two days after having a vision, which is why this seat was empty at his wife's trial. But soon, he was hard at work...
George Sr.: Okay, look up large mud huts.
Narrator: ...making his vision a reality.
George Sr.: Can fit 20. Do a something search. Used is fine. No, no, I got it. Sweat caves. See what you get. You got 'em? All right, well, then, ship it!

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 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.