George Sr. Quote #166

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Narrator: And George Sr. had even found a great way to handle the heat.
Oscar: Hey. Hey. He had his twin brother endure it. Did you bring me some lemonade?
George Sr.: No, sir. it is crazy out there. For the first time we are out. Look what I brought you, Mr. Oscar. 50 bucks, your half.
Oscar: Oh, you know, I feel bad taking this. All I did was sit and sweat.
Narrator: Which is why it seemed that Father B. was so resilient to the depleting effects of the sweat lodge.

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 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.