George Sr. Quote #161

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

George Sr.: We're gonna sell that land to the government for Sitwell's wall, and I'm gonna take the cash. I am gonna mount a case that shows that my wife is not the power-hungry monster the SEC wants to make her out to be.
Lucille: You're such a puny thinker.
George Sr.: Am I puny-thinking again?
Lucille: Sitwell's wall? How about our wall? We build the wall.
George Sr.: We do have the plan.
Lucille: He says he can build it for 200 million, we offer to build it for 150 million, and we make up the difference when we sell the land.
George Sr.: And I use that cash as a little stimulus for us.
Lucille: Maybe a little something for the family.
George Sr.: And we build that sucker...
Lucille: That's my Georgie!
George Sr.: ...five miles high. Long. Five miles long. I got nothing in my system but a maca root cookie.

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Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.