Buster Quote #160

Quote from Buster in Borderline Personalities

Oscar: Hey, brother, you seem tense. Come with me to the sweat lodge. Sweat out this frustration. You can learn on this.
Narrator: And perhaps it was a sense of futility or the fact he hadn't brought a book to the desert, but George Sr. chose to enter the small, smoke-filled room, while his wife was also confined to a smoke-filled room, having found a way around both the building's strict no-smoking policy...
[Buster inhales the smoke from his mother's mouth and goes onto the balcony to exhale]
Narrator: ...and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her from approaching the balcony.
Buster: So, anyways, I went down to the club and I- I can't- [Buster repeats] My food was gone, I could- That restaurant, typically, has a really nice maitre d' [Buster repeats] Can't really remember the host's name, but he was... He was kind of in his 60s [Buster repeats] I have to stop. I have to stop. So... But, finally, I just ordered pastrami shortcake, like I said, but I didn't order - I didn't order sprinkles this - Oh, Mother, please, please. [sobs]

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 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.