Lucille Quote #195
Quote from Lucille in Borderline Personalities
Narrator: George Sr. had been meeting with Lucille on a weekly basis at her new home under the pretense of working on their divorce.
George Sr.: You look nice.
Lucille: Stop trying to butter me up. Let's just get this divorce agreed to so you can get out of here. [door closes] Oh, God. It's almost like adultery this way.
George Sr.: Good, I like that. My wife doesn't understand me.
Lucille: My angel. [gasps and moans] Oh! I haven't had an orgasm outside of my bathtub in 30 years.
George Sr.: How's that?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.
Quote from George Sr.
Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.