George Sr. Quote #151

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Narrator: It was over 100 degrees on the border of California and Mexico. But that was nothing compared to the temperature inside George Sr.'s desert sweat lodge.
George Sr.: So hot.
Narrator: ...where he had gathered a group of CEOs...
All: So hot.
Narrator: with the promise of spiritual enlightenment...
George Sr.: Anybody hallucinating yet?
Man #1: Did anybody else hear that iguana speak?
Narrator: ...as a stepping stone to financial empowerment.
Man #2:Let's kill it.
George Sr.: Okay. They're ready.
Narrator: Of course, there were certain occupational hazards.
George Sr.: All right, guys, easy. I'm not- I'm not an iguana. It's part of the process. They're ready. They're ready!

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 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.