George Sr. Quote #152

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Narrator: She had. As she fled to sea. A strategy their lawyer's son came up with on his first day back in the country after law school.
[flashback:]
Young Lucille: I'm wondering if we shouldn't have a plan in regards to bookkeeping, in case we accidentally make a mistake or get caught.
Young George Sr.: What if we were to become an- an- an NLC?
Young Lucille: Ooh!
Young George Sr.: A "No Liability Corporation." We just have no liability, just nothing...
Herb Zuckerkorn: Well, first of all, I would avoid doing anything illegal.
Young Barry Zuckerkorn: May I make a suggestion?
Herb Zuckerkorn: Sure.
Young Barry Zuckerkorn: Take to the sea! Three miles out, and it's a free-for-all! No rules, pirate radio laws.
Young George Sr.: Really? Is this true, Mr. Zuckerkorn?
Herb Zuckerkorn: Sure.
Young Lucille: So we will stick together and have all of our meetings on boats.
Herb Zuckerkorn: Well, I don't know if that's necessary.
Young Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah, because they don't have to be together, because you can't try a husband and wife for the same crime, right?
Herb Zuckerkorn: Sure.
Young George Sr.: We have the best [bleep] attorneys.

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Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.